[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting you" [Mostly tables]
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. [I do this frequently]
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blonde.

so far: 3

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. ( sanderson and shaun can i think )
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. [Oh, the shaaame!]
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 5

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [Lol... accident... yes... yes i have, i dnt set my brothers bike on fire on purpose the petrol fell off the back of the quad]
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 8

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

so far: 12

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 14

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

so far: 18

[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 20

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.


i am 80% mentally ill... apparently